THE MALE DUMBENING PHASE

Understand the title? If no is the answer, let me break it down to you, fo' shizzle. The Male species has this so called "dumbening phase" in their lives. Ok, lets implement the "dumbening phase" into a man's life in a fake scenario. That one particular dude, Abdul(bukan nama sebenar) aged 45. He works as an engineer for an engineering company(duh!).Has a wife, 2 kids and lead a normal life as normal as they can get nowadays.

During the entire part of his life leading to this day(45 years of age), Abdul will have a "dumbening phase" occurred to him between the age of 14- to 30 once!!!(2 or 3 times if you're really an idiot). When I said 14-30 years of age, thats because some stupid shit must be happening to him at that time which he regretted later in his life. Those stupid shit are:

1) Caught smoking Marijuana, crack, ice etc.
2) Got a VD(Venereal Disease) from one night stand(s)
3) Got caught by the Law Enforcers(Police, Rela, JAIS)
4) Beef with some punk ass dude/bitches who doesn't know whats enough is enough!!
5) Caught masturbating by his parents, girlfriend, the public.


These are the examples of the "dumbening phase" that may happened to Abdul and other of my male compatriot. We wanted to erase to painful memories of ours from our mind but it just wont go and stuck with you til you're married and get old, having kids and shit."But Mr. Clown, when we look back at those things we will laugh and think that we're young, adventurous and full of curiosity!".

Yeah right. When you think back all those stupid shit that get your ass caught, embarrassed and made fun off, i bet ya'll wish that you have a time machine and go back to time to warn yourself(kicking the shit) not to do those things. But too late!!! You've done that shit and have to live with it until you die. Ces't la vie mon ami!

From what we male species experienced the dreaded "Dumbening phase", we tried to make ourselves better.Be a better husband, Boyfriend, Worker and stuff. Some turned out to be the opposite of what i've typed for example, Rapist, Thieves, Emo( ahahha), Gothics(hahhahaha), and some sick shit.

But every male species knows what to do or don't and most of them lift up to humanity's perspective of being a gentlemen, a breadwinner and rock stars. I'm proud that i've experienced my own "dumbening phase" but what about who haven't? BRACE YOURSELF LAD, ITS GOING TO BE A HELL OF A RIDE!!! I'm out!!!

Cristiano Ronaldo is an Arrogant Prick

Why do people love Cristiano Ronaldo of the famous Manchester United Football club? Is it because of his good looks? His Trickery and skills with the ball? I don't know the answer, but most of my male Manchester United supporters( Manc as i called them...) loved his skills, his ability to score goals for his team and his attitude to win while the female supporters loved him for his good looks.

He is championed by them. He is their hero. He is their messiah, He is a role model for the kids.
For me personally, CRISTIANO RONALDO IS AN ARROGANT PRICK. As the title of this post assured that i don't think twice of saying that. Cristiano Ronaldo, is a cheat who dives a lot where upon minimal contact when he dribbles the ball, he will fell down like he's been shot. His sportsmanship attitude is not worthy of his skills given by the almighty god and those skill of his should be taken back and be distributed to the poor fellows of Malaysian Footballers to boost up their skills and self confidence to beat LAOS. Back to Ronaldo, the last year FIFA 2007 player award was given to Ricardo Izecson Kaka of AC Milan & Brazil, with Lionel Messi of Barcelona & Argentina in second place and Cristiano Ronaldo on third place. I saw the award show where the much heralded Ronaldo came to the award ceremony with full tuxedo suit, diamond earring and that stupid looking hairdo, looking so confident that he will win the award as his Manager, Sir Alex Ferguson and the Manc supporters championed him to bag the award.

But when the Pele awarded the FIFA player of the year to Kaka, I can see the disbelief look in Ronaldo's face, when Lionel Messi were announced as the runner-up, his face turned red, maybe choking up in his own rage. refusing to accept that HE IS THE THIRD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD. Sure a lot of British tabloids condemned the award by stating that Ronaldo is better than Kaka. For me, Kaka is better than Cristiano Ronaldo in every aspect of the football world. Kaka won the FIFA World Cup in 2002 with Brazil, won the UEFA Champions League, won the Copa America and recently the World Club Championship where as Ronaldo hasn't won anything with his country, beaten by Greece in EURO 2004, booted out by AC Milan in the UEFA Champions League on several occasion(..Kaka played a huge role in the process...that further upsets Ronaldo...hahahaha....gik rasa). The only thing that Cristiano Ronaldo won is the (MOST OVERRATED) English League title and some hick ass domestic cup, and also winning some dubious penalty kick and free kicks which he greedily took them by himself. Well Cristiano Ronaldo, i hope you choke you arrogant, greedy prick bastard!!!!

Greetings Bitches

hello there chumps. After a long time reading some of the rants that my buddies(including my girl's) rants...and all the genius topics that they've posted over the years...i finally(thank god...) decided to create my own blog....topics such as..sports(football), celebrities, politics(..have to be careful of it...ISA kelak), movies(ecspecially malaysian movie...my god...), music and so many more. for this episode. I'm gona pour my heart out on Tv shows...ah...yes...Malaysian Drama.

Last night i was watching this episode of Dunia Baru, the so called "Drama remaja popular di Malaysia" while having my dinner with my girl. Its her favorite show, i have to bear with her. But sorry yg, kamek dah sik tahan agik dah. Here it goes, Dunia Baru's plot are mainly focused on a bunch of college freshies and their take on everyday life which is full of plots, twists and drama(my college times didn't look like the one that is shown on tv, just registration, orientation and straight to class....no other bullshit). It starred with a bunch of so called "artis remaja popular". An Avril Lavigne wannabe, Mawi impersonator(...more on this), an obnoxious punk kid, an uglier version of "ugly betty & Jalaludin Hassan.

Apart from Mr. Jalaludin Hassan, who is by far one of my favorite actor(but he creep the shit out of me in Who wants to be a millionaire), the others sucked bad. With bad lines,
ugly fashion trends that were supposed to look cool on western flick but ugly with us(paham sik?). The one thing about this drama that took my attention is the Mawi lookalike, his acting is considered decent, but god...whats with the Mawi-do dude. its horrible. Mawi is one of the least favorite celebrities in my list...which include Sean Kingston, Akademi Fantasia's artistes( except Rich). That Mawi guy doesnt know how to sing, apa lagik mun nya berlakon nak? Gai aieh!!! With the sideburns and those arrogant look in his eyes, i wonder why people voted for him(see pic). Kedak urang ngisap gam jak.


Back to the topic, the Mawi lookalike and Jalaluddin Hassan's character saved the drama from going straight to the shit bin. The scenes kept leaping, jumping from one part to another, ngaco plot jak...The producers of this drama tried to make it cool, adding some musics from Incubus, Cake and Foo Fighters(.....rasa college US la tek), well guess what O Mr. Producer, you have failed!!!! The drama is confusing, the multiple plots, multiple protagonists confuse me and RIGHT NOW ITS CONFUSING FOR ME TO DRAFT THIS BLOG POST!!!!! i should stop writing about this topic, but before i go, i want to say.....Dunia Baru sucks(except Jalaludi Hassan). Put Patrick Teoh in this drama and the plot would be changed with Patrick kicking the shit of all those who starred in it with Jalaludin Hassan as his sidekick ala Goodfellas. I'm out!!!!