THE MALE DUMBENING PHASE

Understand the title? If no is the answer, let me break it down to you, fo' shizzle. The Male species has this so called "dumbening phase" in their lives. Ok, lets implement the "dumbening phase" into a man's life in a fake scenario. That one particular dude, Abdul(bukan nama sebenar) aged 45. He works as an engineer for an engineering company(duh!).Has a wife, 2 kids and lead a normal life as normal as they can get nowadays.

During the entire part of his life leading to this day(45 years of age), Abdul will have a "dumbening phase" occurred to him between the age of 14- to 30 once!!!(2 or 3 times if you're really an idiot). When I said 14-30 years of age, thats because some stupid shit must be happening to him at that time which he regretted later in his life. Those stupid shit are:

1) Caught smoking Marijuana, crack, ice etc.
2) Got a VD(Venereal Disease) from one night stand(s)
3) Got caught by the Law Enforcers(Police, Rela, JAIS)
4) Beef with some punk ass dude/bitches who doesn't know whats enough is enough!!
5) Caught masturbating by his parents, girlfriend, the public.


These are the examples of the "dumbening phase" that may happened to Abdul and other of my male compatriot. We wanted to erase to painful memories of ours from our mind but it just wont go and stuck with you til you're married and get old, having kids and shit."But Mr. Clown, when we look back at those things we will laugh and think that we're young, adventurous and full of curiosity!".

Yeah right. When you think back all those stupid shit that get your ass caught, embarrassed and made fun off, i bet ya'll wish that you have a time machine and go back to time to warn yourself(kicking the shit) not to do those things. But too late!!! You've done that shit and have to live with it until you die. Ces't la vie mon ami!

From what we male species experienced the dreaded "Dumbening phase", we tried to make ourselves better.Be a better husband, Boyfriend, Worker and stuff. Some turned out to be the opposite of what i've typed for example, Rapist, Thieves, Emo( ahahha), Gothics(hahhahaha), and some sick shit.

But every male species knows what to do or don't and most of them lift up to humanity's perspective of being a gentlemen, a breadwinner and rock stars. I'm proud that i've experienced my own "dumbening phase" but what about who haven't? BRACE YOURSELF LAD, ITS GOING TO BE A HELL OF A RIDE!!! I'm out!!!